For those who traveled to see the movie (Beowulf), I am pleased to inform you that the movie was actually the true story as it was to be told by the bards, but the bards were misconstrued--NOT.
Some key questions arose from the alteration of the movie:
1. Why did King Hrothgar get cut from the diving team? He missed the water.
2. How seriously did Beowulf take his vow to fight Grendel without using weapons? Seriously.
3. At what temperature does gold really melt? Angelina Jolie
4. Who are The Grendels' ancestors again??? Hrothgar and Beowulf???
5. What will Wiglaf do with that golden drinking horn? One can only hope--the right thing.
(questions constructed by Mr. Thompson, and Crew)
Thank you for coming along, and don't forget to review the movie for extra credit!
